That was four bloody years ago. People have clearly not
heeded your warning. Unfortunately, men have forgotten how to be men.
This testosterone Alzheimer's has made it difficult to date in the 21st
century because it's obviously that which is tender and weak is also
what's customary.
You know, I wasn't always a mean, angry little bachelor. In fact, the arc of my life is much like
this.
I was once an optimistic lad with a positive view of my future. I
figured I'd go to college, get a good career, meet a great woman, get
married, and bring some mean angry youngins into the world. However, my
dating life as an adult reads like a Woody Allen movie that was written
on a heroin/vodka bender in Bai Ling's bed. And I blame you.
That's
right dammit, I'm an American so you better believe I'm going to point
the finger. It's these men who actually engage in bitchass behavior,
just bitchassing it up for the rest of us. They present these whiny,
accommodation-based Booker T. Washington ankle grabbing images of
masculinity, and that has made women feel they can say and do whatever
they want and it's our job to just accept it like a bunch of spineless
simps.
However, I don't roll like a punk. Sure, I listened to my fair share of songs like
this
when I was growing up. But by the time I hit a certain age, I realized
songs like those were really intended for men whose favorite superhero
is
this guy. I'm more of a Batman guy myself. He's dark, mysterious, and viciously fights crime in tights with built-in abs.
Anyway,
being a black man being a guy with a backbone is duly damning, because
if you decide to stand up to women, you immediately become the bad guy.
Even if you respectfully ask "could you please not refer to me as
__________ because I personally find that term offensive," you get a
freedom of speech lecture. So since modern Negroes allow themselves to
be disrespected by women, it's clear women expect me to do the same.
This makes me look bad and inspires women to ignore my wishes since
they're used to self-hating punks who just accept whatever they can get.
So
bitchass men find racial disrespect from women acceptable. They must
also accept disloyalty and selfishness as well. Chris Rock once said
that the key to relationships is for both parties to have the same
focus: her. My recent experience dictates that women can also walk out
of your life and then decide to walk back in when it's convenient for
them. Where I come from, two things are true: snitches get stitches, and
traitors get excommunicated. However, women have forgotten the honor
code that comes with meeting people. Why? Because it's easier for them
to live their lives and their relationships on their terms without
considering other peoples' feelings; and bitchass men are so
pussywhipped that they allow disloyalty.
Bitchassness
has officially had a profound impact on my life, and I say no more.
First I have to worry about the fact that we're one election and two
Lil' Wayne albums away from being sold back into slavery. Now, I have to
worry about my future potential as a family man being threatened by how
low the bar has been set by these pseudo men with their open-door
spread-asscheeks policy of acceptance. So what now, Diddy? The world
needs you more than an election party needs pitchers of Ciroc Obama
cocktails.
